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Tag: Russia

Trump and Putin Meet in Alaska to Announce Plans for Joint US-Russian Toilet Factory

Admin04 mins

In a surprise turn of events that has left economists, plumbers, and late-night talk show hosts equally confused, former U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin met in Anchorage, Alaska on Friday to unveil their latest joint venture: a massive international toilet factory. The project, dubbed “FlushForce One”, aims to produce “the most…

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Thousands of Russians Cross Border into North Korea to Avoid Draft, Pyongyang Officials “Confused but Pleased”

Admin07 mins

In an unprecedented reversal of migration patterns, thousands of Russian men have reportedly crossed into North Korea in recent weeks to avoid being called up to fight in the war in Ukraine. According to sources in the region, the crossings have taken place at multiple points along the Russia–North Korea border, with would-be conscripts using…

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