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Keir Starmer Faces Pressure to Recognise Hogwarts, Narnia, Pandora and Gotham City After Palestine Decision

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After formally recognising the state of Palestine, Labour leader Keir Starmer is now facing mounting calls from campaigners, fantasy fans, and at least one rogue backbencher to extend the same courtesy to several fictional territories. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Narnia, Pandora (from Avatar), and Gotham City are all reportedly “next in line for…

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Fails Ofsted Inspection “Spectacularly”

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One of Britain’s most famous educational institutions, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has received a damning Ofsted report, earning an “Inadequate” rating across all categories — including Safety, Leadership, Curriculum, and Not Housing Creatures That Can Kill Children. The inspection, which lasted three days and reportedly required one inspector to be airlifted out by…

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