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New App Claims to Reveal Past Lives, Tells 83% of Users They Were Cleopatra

A controversial new app called “PastLife™” has taken the App Store by storm, promising to reveal your previous incarnations using a mix of facial recognition, neural networks, and what the developers refer to as “data-fused karmic resonance algorithms.” Since launching last week, it has already been downloaded over 4 million times and caused at least…

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New App “Snoozle” Lets You Send Passive-Aggressive Wake-Up Calls to Friends Who Sleep In

A new UK-based tech startup has launched Snoozle, an app that allows users to remotely send passive-aggressive wake-up calls to friends, family, or colleagues who “can’t take a hint and keep sleeping through alarms.” The app, already being dubbed “the Uber of unwanted morning interventions,” connects to the recipient’s smart devices, playing a carefully curated…

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