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Keir Starmer Faces Pressure to Recognise Hogwarts, Narnia, Pandora and Gotham City After Palestine Decision

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After formally recognising the state of Palestine, Labour leader Keir Starmer is now facing mounting calls from campaigners, fantasy fans, and at least one rogue backbencher to extend the same courtesy to several fictional territories. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Narnia, Pandora (from Avatar), and Gotham City are all reportedly “next in line for…

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Sherlock Holmes Launches New Political Party, Promises to “Deduce a Better Britain”

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Britain’s political landscape was thrown into confusion this week after legendary detective Sherlock Holmes announced the formation of The Deduction Party, a new political force aimed at solving the “mysteries of government” using his trademark powers of observation and logic. Holmes, speaking at a packed press conference in London, declared that “parliamentary incompetence is an…

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