In a surprise turn of events that has left economists, plumbers, and late-night talk show hosts equally confused, former U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin met in Anchorage, Alaska on Friday to unveil their latest joint venture: a massive international toilet factory. The project, dubbed “FlushForce One”, aims to produce “the most…
In a splashy ceremony attended by trade officials, plumbing professionals, and several mildly confused schoolchildren on a field trip, Singapore officially opened the doors this week to its newest industrial marvel: The FreshPuck Solutions Manufacturing Facility, now the largest producer of urinal cakes in Southeast Asia. Located in the Jurong Industrial Estate, the factory is…
In a move that has baffled economists but delighted cleaning product manufacturers, the Chinese government has unveiled a $14 billion investment plan to dominate the global mop head industry by 2028. The plan — codenamed Operation Fibre Dragon — was announced during a surprise press conference by Minister for Industry and Surface Innovation, Zhu Lintao,…
In a bold new partnership between Britain’s biggest high street banks and the UK Cinema Association, customers will soon be able to apply for instant personal loans from dedicated kiosks placed directly in cinema lobbies — specifically to fund the purchase of popcorn, drinks, and confectionery. The scheme, called SnackCredit, aims to “improve accessibility” to…
In a move that has left both high street shoppers and City analysts stunned, bakery giant Greggs has announced plans to launch an ultra-premium division targeting the “luxury pastry consumer.” The new venture, Greggs Platinum, will offer upgraded versions of its popular products at significantly higher prices, served in refurbished “boutique bakeries” with mood lighting,…
