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Man in Crotone Attempts to Create World’s Largest Pizza ‘Visible from Space’
Starmer Unveils Digital ID Cards: Public to Scan In at Shops, Pubs and Supermarkets
Long Eaton Man Forced to Mow Lawn Three Times a Week After Fertiliser Mishap
Keir Starmer Faces Pressure to Recognise Hogwarts, Narnia, Pandora and Gotham City After Palestine Decision
Ball Kicked So Hard During Pisa vs. AC Milan Match That It Hits Leaning Tower — Corrects Tilt Slightly